Horoscope for 5.2.09


Ok guys this is Irony. This isnt funny at all. For any of you who know me well enough, you know the bloody irony if you read this. Its like someone just spit in my face and laughed as they walked away.

Aries: A prospective lover might seem like an easy conquest to you. Be wary, however, of misinterpreting innocent signals. Your problem is that when you sence a challenge to romantic ardor, you are even more eager to head off in hot pursuit.

Taurus: You might feel the earth move under your feet. But emotional shakeups are transitory. There might be an amorous heat beating deep within the rubble left behind by the earthquake of your day.

Gemini: Precious gems are created by extraordinary pressure. Mentally you are at your best when you maintain unrelenting focus on a fascinating subject.

Cancer: Love as well as money makes the world go round. Your sex appeal and appetite for romantic adventures may be subjected to a tidal wave like surge

Leo: Endless amounts of enthusiasm are waiting for your beck and call. Put the pedal to the metal and pursue a fresh mission or project.

Virgo: Your true love might be wearing camouflage. Because you are only able to see what you can't have, you might be blind to what you do have.

Libra: Be cautious if you think you are falling head over heels in love because you might wind up needing first aid.

Scorpio: "Do it to me one more time" You only have one thing on your mind this weekend. Because you are focused on getting what you want, you aren't likely to listen to reason or avoid extravagances.

Sagittarius: You are willing to tango with temptation. Just because you want something doesn't mean that it is good for you.

Capricorn: Play passionate pattycake. You know just what you want and wont sit still until you get it. The problem is that your eyes are much bigger than your stomach

Aquarious: Extravagance is merely the icing on the cake. You want to have your cake and eat it too. Achive your financial aims or satisfy your romantic desires by sticking to sensible and practical ideals.

Pisces: Sidestep the bias of your friends. Someone close may attempt to draw you into a grudge match or influence your thinking.